【 social faker 】
❝ That long sarcastic laugh you give before you say NO! ❞

— Renoirs (via renoirs)

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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flyingcuttlefish:

doncheftw:

grizz-z:

brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear

He just ran a 4.3 sec 40

NYOOM

Daddy bear just booked it!

allisonwonderland6:

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

but the cat iT MATCHES SO WELL

❝ Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. ❞

— Earnest Hemmingway (via vehxt)

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

kawaii-desu-loki-chan:

So. True!

ladyhistory:

What I’ve gotten out of reading Norse mythology.

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

followingpeople-bloggingthings:

[vroom vroom motherfucker]

47 years old and still as awesome as ever..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)

laterovaries:

jossmayfair:

tomhiddlestonlamerica:

¡Se ve hermoso y sexy!

how majestic …

"You want to measure my what?"

Ich werde jeden Tag joggen gehen. Ich werde jeden Tag für die Schule lernen. Ich werde jeden Tag perfekt aussehen. Ich werde jeden Tag das perfekte Outfit tragen. Ich werde mein Leben vollkommen in den Griff bekommen, damit du es bereust gegangen zu sein.

mein-leben-meine-liebe:

Hahahahaha, ist klar :o

Ich lebe nichtmehr richtig. Ich existiere nurnoch.
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