this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d
This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…
THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS
I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head
me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about
MY NIGGA MOVED.
Children have zero sense of fear
He just ran a 4.3 sec 40
Daddy bear just booked it!
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
but the cat iT MATCHES SO WELL
— Earnest Hemmingway (via vehxt)
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
[vroom vroom motherfucker]
47 years old and still as awesome as ever..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)
¡Se ve hermoso y sexy!
how majestic …
"You want to measure my what?"
Hahahahaha, ist klar :o